ple-ea-ease mr postman

joho is about to have a heart attack after mee-chelle came to our place to do her makeup and ended up downloading even more russell peters, thus taking up most of our download quota, so im not allowed to post anymore pics for a while. not to worry, there're just a few dodgy of the cat empire and some extremely fuzzy ones of neil finn. and when i say fuzzy, i mean 'arty'.

so im going to just chat here for a while.

i caught the ep of QAF - omigosh it was so beautiful, and justin said 'yes'(!). i really thought he wouldnt, i mean, if i were him, i dont think i woulda taken brian back just like that, even considering the 'palace'. of course im not exactly a gay man either, so maybe that explains it. and lindsay and mel just make me want to scream. sheesh.

other shows im watching cos i am continually bored at the moment: that 70's show, less than perfect, scrubs, doctor who (even though i dont like the current doctor all that much, and the scripts are not as good).

links of the moment:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_neologisms_on_The_Simpsons is a really cool take on the simpsons. obviously someone has too much time on their hands
http://www.forbes.com/2005/11/29/forbes-fictional-rich_cx_mn_de_05fict15land.html is also really funny.

right, i finally got the house to myself for a bit, seeing as how joho and her posse had to get all their last minute stuff ready for the stgghs yr10 formal (awww), so here are the lyrics (sorry i cant format them the way that i want to..):

tripod - no oil in the Congo

Tripod: do do doo

do do doo

do do doo

Gatesy: boo de bap

boo de bap

yeh

Scod: The coalition fights the war

In the desert a new regime

We fight for freedom

So they say

Scod&Gatesy: But what are we really fighting for?

And is everything as it seems

Scod: We just protect the USA

Tripod: Ain't no oil in the Congo

Only bloodshed and despair

Scod: We don't care

Tripod: Millions dyin' in the Congo

But we don't send our help there

Gatesy&Yon: Because there ain't no oil there [dancing]

Scod: Exploiting an opportunity

A convenient point of view

Did we invade, or liberate?

The corporations bend the truth

Can you tell if they lie...

[silence. Gatesy&Yon stop dancing]

Scod: Do you think that dancing's appropriate?

Gatesy&Yon: Yes. yes.

Scod: This is kind of a serious song, that's all.

Gatesy: That's it. It's real heavy. It's heavy subject matter, and we, you know...

Yon: I'm sensing you don't like the dancing.

Scod: Mm. Is that all right?

Yon: You don't want us to...?

Scod: Yeah, could you not dance?

Yon: Oh.

Scod: Just, do me a favour? Do me a 'solid'? And I'll, um you know, I'll do you a 'solid'. And round and round it goes. And that's how it works.

Gatesy: I think I'll pass on your solids, mate.

Scod: You know, whatever.

Gatesy: O-kay.

Yon: So no dancing.

Scod: Yeah, is that all right?

Gatesy: O-kay...

Scod: Ain't no oil in the Congo

Only bloodshed and despair

But we don't care

Millions dying in the Congo

Gatesy&Yon: Millions dying! [dancing]

Scod: But we don't send our help there

Gatesy&Yon: Yeah, yeah, yeah!

[silence]

Yon(to Gatesy): Yeah, they did like that.

Scod: What are you doing?!

Gatesy: We're lightening the mood, Scod.

Scod: It's a protest song!

Yon: That doesn't mean it can't be snazzy.

Gatesy: Yeah, a little bit of razzle fucking dazzle never hurt anybody.

Yon: You know what I'm saying. A bit of fucking this shit. You like that, dontcha?

Gatesy: Ha. You know?

Scod: I just thought that this might be a chance to make a difference, you know.

Gatesy: We ARE making a difference.

Yon: Yeah, we're changing the world one shit song at a time.

Gatesy: Yeah!

Scod: The politicking strongmen

In their ivory towers of money

They make a fortune out of suffering

[Gatesy&Yon start dancing again]

Scod(rapping): Extra, extra, extra

Read all about it

Elect a politician

They're turning out deficient

Are they there for Australia

At all?

I doubt it

I need a new edition

Or cancel my subscription

And the win of the right

Looks like a loss to me

Did you think before you voted

Hypocrisy

Cos there's a lot to see

But you have got to be

So sure

Before you send a man off to be

In a war

[Gatesy picks up another guitar, and starts to play a more upbeat tune]

Gatesy&Yon: Ain't no oil

Bamp!

In the Congo, honey

Bamp, bamp!

Only bloodshed and despair

So keep on smiling, honey

If there's a chance, just take it

Life's a ball, if you make it

And we're gonna make it,

Baby doll

Woah!